Pardon Me, Sir – On the Limits of Manners in London

You’ll excuse me, I’m sure, for my lack of blog posts. I have been busy preparing for, and then finally settling in to, University life in the great city of London. London is, of course, notorious for the hustle and bustle of its somewhat grubby – yet somehow attractive – streets. The question is then, I suppose, how is a Home Counties boy settling in to a place where street manners are somewhat non-existent? Or if they do exist, I am yet to fully experience them.

The Brits, I am told by American friends, are considered to be perhaps a bit too polite for their own good. I too, on reflection, would say that manners is most certainly our niche. In my hometown of High Wycombe, and many other places around the UK, you can hardly go anywhere without having a door held open for you, or being on the receiving end of a quick and light-hearted apology as you accidently knock into somebody on the street. Being from Buckinghamshire, a place where “excuse me” seems to be every babies first words, I have found London quite the culture shock in this sense. I wouldn’t be so harsh to say that manners are not appreciated here, but they are certainly not expected.

My journey to rudeness began inside my local Primark, where I turned a corner and almost bumped into one passer-by. “I’m sorry” I said with a smile, expecting the young chap to return the sentiment. However, he simply glanced at me, and continued with his trek through the store. At the time, I didn’t think too much of it. But now I have been in London for a few weeks, I have come to learn that this is quite the norm. London being London, and busy streets being busy streets, taking the time to apologise for harmless occurrences such as the one above is simply not expected of you. They say that ignorance is bliss, and my inner Buckinghamshire trooper of manners refuses to let the ritual of apology go without a fight.

I hope, dear reader, that you will not misinterpret this as a slur on London nor its noble people. There is, as far as I can tell, a reasonable explanation for this. It could be argued that London is simply so busy that if everybody stopped to apologise, hold open doors, say hello or wait for a fellow pedestrian, nobody would get anything done. It is, in essence, a cultural and environmental phenomena. Living in London, as well as mixing more with others from all over the country and the world, has truly made me realise that every area of the UK is different in some small way. I have come to the conclusion that people from the Home Counties are quite keen on their manners, and this is one of the very few things I will not apologise for!

However, this is simply no excuse for some behaviours I have seen during my time here. London is the only place I have witnessed an old lady, walking stick in hand, almost toppled over by a group of men in suits during rush hour. Partaking in such an occurrence in Buckinghamshire would probably have you named and shamed in the Bucks Free Press. But perhaps rudest of all is the Lewisham air itself. The borough of Lewisham has some of the most polluted air in London, and I dare to even consider what is happening to my insides as I breath in the ghastly poison during rush hour. I now picture myself as a fermented egg (though I am sure that is somewhat of an exaggeration).

Some things are still off bounds in London, I am pleased to say. I am yet to see, hear or smell anybody pass wind in a public place (although I am finding the small possibility that Londoners don’t find farts funny somewhat disturbing). Surprisingly, I have even seen the odd person yell “thank you!” to the bus driver whilst exiting from the busses side. There is something sorrowful about laying eyes upon a London bus driver – they so rarely experience that infamous “thank you, driver” mantra from exiting passengers; a social ritual that,for some biased reason, I have come to solely associate with High Wycombe.

All in all, London is an amazing city, and it is most certainly an experience living here. But I am feeling rather nostalgic about the small town manners of my hometown, something that I have failed to appreciate (or even recognise) until London became my official residency. I have a few years left until I return home for good, but until that day, I’ll fly the flag of the swan high… And I’ll keep on apologising for anything and everything.

How can the Conservative Party win over the Youth?

Firstly, I feel obliged to point out that I actually didn’t vote for the Conservatives in the 2017 General Election. Instead I voted for the Labour Party, despite being fairly torn towards the party leader Jeremy Corbyn for various reasons (none of which I will cover in this blog post). This seems to be a consistent theme for my fellow millennials. Under Corbyn’s spell, the turnout for 18-24 years old surged from 43% in 2015 to 66.4% in 2017, with 63% of those young people voting for Labour (source: Sky News). So, given the statistics, it was no surprise that Tory MP Damian Green recently said that the Conservative Party must “change hard” to win over the youth. No matter how old (or young) you are, or where your political allegiances lie, it is simply impossible to deny that the Conservative Party are failing to win over young voters, especially when it comes to getting those voters to turn up to the ballot box in the first place. We must now ask ourselves, with Damian Green’s comments in mind, what must the Conservatives do to inspire the youth?

To begin with, we must contemplate whether the problem is actually the Tories, or is it perhaps the millennials themselves? Yes… We need to talk about my fellow millennials, and I’m no longer afraid to say it. (although, as an anti-Tory, I will rush to say that I think the problem lies with both the Tories and the youth). The “problem”, so to speak, with the millennials is clearly reflected on many of our university campuses and social media platforms. A huge proportion of the politically engaged youth, for various reasons, seem to have an obsession with playing the victim. “Safe space policies” are ripe on our university campuses, and identity politics is seemingly more popular than ever. However, I feel as though it is important to remember that the youth have always been radicals; which 16-year-old doesn’t want to free the working classes from their chains, right? So, naturally, many of these millennials may shift to the centre of the political spectrum, in that all-so cliché way. Corbyn has, to his credit, hacked into this social climate. His slogans, campaign material and policies were often centred around equity, state-funded opportunity and giving the future of Britain a helping hand. But before I put forth a potential Conservative alternative to solve such issues, I will swing the gun of criticism from the youth, and point it firmly in the direction of the Tories.

One of the most obvious problems with the Conservatives is their image, or at least how the youth perceive that image. Despite Theresa May’s fairly modest upbringing as the daughter of a vicar, the Conservatives still continue their age-old tradition of being a posh boys club. Everything from the media to technology has changed, and it is very easy for the computer savvy youth to look past the mainstream media and discover the history behind key Conservative figures. It is only natural for an 18-year-old working class student to look at Boris Johnson’s Etonian upbringing and think: “How could that person possibly know what is best for me?”. Something simply must shift in the Conservative Party’s image; they cannot survive on their current dose of Etonians and Bullingdon Boys. As history proves, Prime Ministers are more than often elected based upon how connected a television viewer feels whilst watching them deliver a speech in the comfort of their own home.

But, of course, politics shouldn’t be about personality. The Conservative Party’s policies are unpopular with the youth, as well as many older people too. Most strikingly, it is the economic policy of austerity which has disgusted and angered the vast majority of young voters. The education, NHS and Social Care systems seem to be severely underfunded, and understandably this is a huge worry for many a voter. In order to win over some young voters, the Conservative Party simply must make a giant U-turn on austerity, and bring it to an end once and for all. Some have argued that they should do the opposite, and make the noble case for austerity. However, with many economists torn on the issue, it seems near impossible to sell the policy as an “economic necessity”, as they have done in the past.

As equally as damaging as the problem of austerity, in my opinion, is the lack of Conservative principles. With Labour’s shift to the Left, Theresa May scrambled desperately in the dark chasms of Blairism in a pathetic attempt to snap up those Labour voters who felt alienated by Jeremy Corbyn. But, as Fraser Nelson said in his latest article for The Spectator, “If voters are sold Labour ideas, they’ll buy them from the Labour Party”. So, what should the Conservative Party be offering the electorate? And more importantly, which kind of alternative to Labour and the status-quo can the Tories offer young voters?

Of course, given my political preferences, I am more than happy to be accused of being biased at this point. But, I feel as though a shift towards Classical Liberalism and conservatism (with a small “c”) would offer the youth something to believe in. It feels as though the Conservatives have abandoned the importance of liberty and the individual. By developing such principles, and deeply rooting them in their future policies, the youth (and everybody else, for that matter) could have an alternative to the identity politics which is flourishing within our university campuses, faculties and society in general. It seems cliché and predictable, especially coming from myself, but if the Conservative Party even want me to consider donating my vote to them, they must make an extreme shift away from their fetish for the Neo-Liberal economy, and place all emphasis on the crucial values of freedom, individuality and opportunity for all.